Caption this: Mark Sanchez turning heads

Help us caption this shot of Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez getting crushed against Washington. AP Photo/Seth Wenig

Symbolic, this photo.

The New York Jets and their young quarterback had another uninspired preseason performance Friday night, losing 16-11 at home to the Washington Redskins.

But I never have to worry about my readers being inspired. When it comes to snappy comments, you guys are gamers. You bring it as though your roster spot is in jeopardy.

So come up with a caption for this picture of Sanchez getting mauled by the Redskins.

Show me you're in regular-season form.