This is the sort of unscientific experiment that requires your immediate and undivided attention.
In a click-and-drag ranker, you can slot 40 goodies you'd love to see dropped into your Halloween bag.
The SportsNation selection committee rewarded name-brand candies, which is a tad disappointing. Not appearing on the list are candy corn (scandalous!), chocolate coins or the ever-unpopular pennies.
In another major upset, Dum Dums didn't make the field.
Make your picks and share your thoughts in the comment section below.
Think of it as dropping an Atomic Fireball in my plastic jack-0'-lantern.