Helping Ochocinco

Posted by ESPN.com's James Walker

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco recently asked for help to come up with one-liners and slogans to wear on T-shirts during HBO's "Hard Knocks" series.

So as the leader of our AFC North community, I thought I'd assist one of the most talented players in the division.

Here are some one-liners for Ochocinco to sport on "Hard Knocks" this summer:

  • "Child please!"

  • "Lav Co. and Ocho in '09."

  • "Anyone need a roommate?"

  • "Tweet, tweet!"

  • "Pepto is back!"

  • "Who is Eric Ghiacuic?"

  • "My real last name is Ochenta Y Cinco."

If you have any additional slogans for Ochocinco, he would love to hear them.