INDIANAPOLIS -- As I filmed this, I had three things I wanted to say. I wanted to call it a Zapruder film, a Blair Witch Project tape, and I wanted to sign off saying I was sight unseen.
Of course I botched one of the three key elements, but that I used Blair White Project only shows you how focused I am on the Colts while in their hometown with none of them saying anything.
Onward. Be grateful I gave you a three minute, rather than three hour, tour.