Gabbert and 'the flow' are safe

Last week in Jacksonville, rookie quarterback Blaine Gabbert talked about keeping “the flow” and hoping it didn’t become an issue.

The flow?

That long, flowing blond hair.

And it’s officially out of danger.

Jack Del Rio has decreed an end to hazing among the Jaguars, saying players need to be more respectful of each other. What a nice coincidence for the 10th overall pick in the draft that the ban lined up with his rookie camp.

This bald guy would have been interested in seeing Gabbert shave it all off after the appropriate waiting period following a crazy haircut.

But more power to him. In a completely Sampsonian way.