I ordered those eggs 40 minutes ago! Don't make me scramble you again, son!
Tom Kensler of the Denver Post gives a quick profile of Colorado's spectacularly named new quarterback, Stevie Joe Dorman.
Kansas receiver Chris Omigie was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence over the weekend, reports George Diepenbrock of the Lawrence Journal-World.
Big challenges are nothing new for possible new offensive coordinator Tim Beck at Nebraska, writes Brian Christopherson of the Lincoln Journal Star.
Colleague Bruce Feldman ranks the top impact junior college transfers from 2011 and Missouri signee Sheldon Richardson checks in at No. 2.
Don't expect veteran assistant Ron Brown to hang up his coaching whistle, writes Steve Sipple of the Lincoln Journal Star. He also gives a note about why no official announcements about coaching vacancies have come down yet.