I have the toes I have. Let's just leave it at that.
Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy sensed his team needed a little levity. His solution: Skipping Sunday night practice in lieu of some standup comedy for the team. Awesome.
Did Dana Holgorsen take a shot at Charlie Weis on Monday? The Charleston Gazette's Dave Hickman looks at that and Weis' jab earlier in the day.
Weis, meanwhile, is happy for his former players who are on their way to the national title game now.
Cedric Golden of the Austin American-Statesman says Mack Brown is the picture of a broken coach right now, and if body language is an indicator, his team's in trouble this week.
Mike Casazza of the Charleston Daily Mail looks at how West Virginia's offense can confuse defenses.
Bob Stoops talked about the prospect of sharing a Big 12 title for the first time at Oklahoma, but even if the Sooners win it outright, they may be angling for a trade to the Sugar Bowl, instead of the Big 12 tie-in Fiesta Bowl.
Mac Engel of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram checks in on the state of Texas' program. It's not pretty right now, and it all comes down to the quarterbacks, he writes.
Why can't Tavon Austin win the Heisman Trophy?
The Associated Press checks in with a national story on the Big 12's nine bowl teams.
Who is Texas' quarterback of the future? It's anybody's guess, and the future's hazy, writes Kirk Bohls of the Austin American-Statesman.
Oklahoma receiver Kenny Stills and Oklahoma State receiver Josh Stewart got into a brief Twitter spat this weekend, writes Anthony Slater of The Oklahoman.
The Red Raiders are enjoying a little down time of almost two weeks before bowl practices kick into high gear, writes Nick Kosmider of the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal.
Oklahoma State's offense has to take some responsibility for the loss on Saturday, too, writes Jenni Carlson of The Oklahoman.
Baylor's already bowl eligible, but the Bears are hungry for more, writes John Werner of the Waco Tribune-Herald.
Texas Tech's offense has been troubled without TE Jace Amaro, but he may return for the bowl game, writes Tim Griffin of the San Antonio Express-News.