CHICAGO -- Detained by airport security for 40 minutes late Tuesday night before his return trip from the All-Star Game in Arizona, Cubs manager Mike Quade said he was tempted to tell them who he was as they whisked him away to a "concealed room."
"It was a full pat-down," Quade said. "[They asked] 'Are you sensitive in any areas?' "
Oh, where to begin? His team's lack of fundamentals? The whole Ryan Dempster thing? His job security?