Watch Jim Calhoun's news conference here

Because the Internet is a truly wonderful thing, you do not need to find a television to watch Jim Calhoun's retirement news conference this afternoon. You do not need to sneak out to "lunch" to a bar like it's the World Cup. Indeed, when Calhoun officially steps away from the game -- Calhoun is scheduled to address the media at 2 p.m. ET -- you can watch it right at this very link, on ESPN3, as it happens. Be there.

(In the words of the Fantasy Focus podcast: I'm a company man.)