Cowboys QBs: Sentenced to misery?

  Kurt Snibbe/ESPN.com

Tony Romo says it hurts when he tries to laugh. Cowboys fans have experienced a similar pain when reflecting on the Cowboys' quarterback history since Troy Aikman.

Page 2's David Fleming recaps that history:

The question remains: Is Romo a goat or the G.O.A.T.? Is he a three-time Pro Bowl quarterback or the guy who has laid an egg in nearly every big game of his career? Actually, he's both.

It's a wild fluctuation that not only epitomizes Romo's career but pretty much sums up most of the past decade under center in Dallas. Crazed? Cross? Confused?

Fret not, dear FlemFilers, for I can sum up the Dallas Cowboys' decadelong quarterback quandary in just one sentence.