Tuck, the two-time Super Bowl champion defensive end, just pretty much considers it a joke.
"I don't play Jerry," Tuck said on a conference call with the Valley Ranch media. "If he wants to put on a jersey and line up, I'll welcome that.
"But I don't think Jerry is going to be doing any kicking of my posterior."
The Cowboys have yet to do any kicking of the Giants' posterior's in Jerry's $1.2 billion football palace. The Giants have yet to lose at Cowboys Stadium, where they are 3-0.
"I hope it continues," Tuck said, "but I don't have any magical secret of success."