Which Cowboys player should host SNL?

On May 5, New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning will host Saturday Night Live.

It got me thinking: If a Dallas Cowboys player were invited to do it, which one should?

Tony Romo: The starting quarterback. Of course he should host it.

Dez Bryant: The opening monologue will be great.

DeMarcus Ware: He would have great presence. Ziggy Marley would be the musical guest.

Jason Witten: The tight end has a great sense of humor.

Jay Ratliff: Seriously, he would be fantastic.

Jerry Jones: He would do it in a minute.

Just something to talk about while we wait for the NFL schedule to come out.