Fantasy GM: We interrupt for a LeBron prediction

We interrupt this fantasy offseason series to officially declare our Summer of LeBron prediction. We’ll get back to igniting Dallas Mavericks trade chatter later in the week. With all this talk of where King James will end up, we figured we’d put our tingling Spidey senses out on the web and let you all know that not only will LeBron James stay in Cleveland, he’ll be rolling with new teammate Chris Bosh as well.

I believe that LeBron has always known he’s going to stay in Cleveland so long as the team improved its roster, front office and coaching situation. But there’s too much hype to push, junk to sell and web pages that need to be clicked for LeBron to spill the beans early. Why would the Cavs select a coach until they knew for sure that James approved? And why would Tom Izzo have such a hard time deciding where he was going to be next year if he didn’t feel good that LeBron was going to be there too? Everyone who seems to know something about Izzo would be shocked if he left East Lansing. Imagine if it was for the opportunity to coach an aging Antawn Jamison ... yeah, right. If James wasn’t a lock in Cleveland, Izzo would’ve put this to bed already. If Izzo waffles till July 1, I’ll reconsider my thinking here.

James will be a Cav, and here’s how he’ll get to play with Bosh.

Cleveland will acquire Bosh at “max money” and relieve the Raptors of that horrible Hedo Turkoglu contract (still owed about $44 million over the next four seasons) in exchange for Jamison, Delonte West, J.J. Hickson and Wally Szczerbiak in a Keith Van Horne-styled sign-and-trade that’ll net him about $3 million. I imagine Cleveland will fund that as well. I could also see a possibility of these teams swapping Jose Calderon and Mo Williams at Toronto’s insistence, but we’ll leave them out of this.

The deal is an obvious no-brainer for the Cavs. What does Toronto get for playing ball in helping Bosh get to Cleveland? For starters, they’ll get some financial flexibility, but not immediately. In fact, they’d save a little more money next season by simply letting Bosh walk, but the savings wouldn’t make up for getting nothing in return and still having the Turk for four more seasons. Jamison only has two years left and gives you better production. Plus, what team will embrace Jamison’s horrible D like Toronto? It’s downright heartwarming.

And you can count me as a big believer in Hickson. I love his athleticism and energy. He’s a nice addition. West has a $500K buyout. That’ll get used. And since only the first year of a sign-and-trade has to be guaranteed, Toronto will owe WallyWorld nothing after next season. He’s simply filler to make the numbers work. Though he’ll get a shot to make the team and jack up 3s. Remember this is the same GM that threw mid-level money at Jason Kapono.

Does any of this make up for losing Bosh? No way. Is it way better than just watching him walk to Chicago, New York or Miami? Of course.

Stamp it and consider it done.

Now back to your regularly scheduled offseason fantasizing. Since I’ve spent all weekend drooling over Paul George highlights, I guess we’ve got some work to do.