What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Eat

A short-lived E! reality series asked “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” If you ever saw the show, you’re probably still wondering the answer. While “stumble with the English language” could have been a frontrunner, the decorated Olympic swimmer provided a new option on Monday. Apparently Ryan Lochte would … eat. And eat. And stretch. And eat. The five-time gold medalist showed off his 10,000-calorie diet on Twitter. Yes, you read that correctly.

IS THAT AN ENTIRE TRAY OF MAC-AND-CHEESE? Ryan Lochte, you are truly living the American dream.

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