Steve Ballmer's Enthusiasm Cannot Be Contained

In a move that only a filthy-rich, middle-aged billionaire could get away with and not be totally ridiculed, new Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer made a dramatic entrance to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” at the team’s fan fest Monday.

Safe to say, he seems moderately excited about his new role. Ballmer then addressed the crowd and reportedly continued screaming and clapping his hands as he guaranteed many NBA titles for the team during his tenure. Which, as history suggests, always works out super well. Right LeBron?

Thankfully, Ballmer spared us the title count (“not one, not two, not three…”) but did inexplicably provide his email address to the crowd. Just in case you feel like telling the former Microsoft CEO how your day is going or how you made $700 a day working from home.

Somewhere out there, probably blaming everyone on the planet for something, Donald Sterling is desperately trying to figure out what an email address is.

See something entertaining on social media that you think deserves to be shared? Let me know on Twitter, @darcymaine_espn (https://twitter.com/darcymaine_espn).