Why John Isner Was Too Late To Save Alex Morgan In France

Alex Morgan is in France with the U.S. national soccer team, so that means just one thing -- crepes! Obviously. It’s basically a law that you have to eat the pancake-like treat when in the country, right?

While most people would probably wholeheartedly support Mogan’s enthusiasm for the food item, tennis star John Isner can safely not be counted among them. He responded on Twitter, like that weird friend on Facebook who is always criticizing everything. Way to be a Debbie Downer, John. Sheesh.

However, his message was received too late by Morgan, who was already through with three of the sweet and savory breakfast treats.

Moral of the story: Don’t send John “Buzz Kill” Isner any pictures of delicious-looking food unless you want to be talked OUT of eating it.

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