Caption contest: Shaq and Venus

We knew Shaq would keep busy after he retired, but we didn’t know he’d take it this far. This photo is funny enough without a caption, but the captions you submitted at FACEBOOK.COM/ESPNHS took it up a notch. We listed our three favorites below, so take a look and then vote for the best.

Caption 1

Shaq: "This doesn’t involve shooting free throws, does it?"

- Cooper Caldwell, Monett (Mo.), Sophomore

Caption 2

Venus: "Hey Shaq, can you still dunk?"

- Dakota Lynch, Cypress Lake (Fla.), Junior

Caption 3

Oreo: "Um, why are you guys looking at me like that? Guys? Uh oh."

- Tim Miller, Marian Catholic (Pa.), Senior

What'd they say?

Venus and Shaq

Tennis anyone?