Of course, the extinguisher involved in the Amare Stoudemire incident has a Twitter account.
Not long after news leaked that Stoudemire injured himself by punching the encasing of a fire extinguisher after the Knicks' loss to the Heat on Monday, someone started a Twitter account named "AAAExtinguisher."
Here are some of its best Tweets:
@AAAExtinguisher: "This too shall pass. Unlike Melo. RT @Amareisreal We all have done thing out of anger that we regret. Sorry guys. This to shall pass."
@AAAExtinguisher: "Where's my apology? RT @Amareisreal I am so mad at myself right now, I want to apologize to the fans and my team, not proud of my actions."
@AAAExtinguisher: "Come at me, bro @amareisreal"