Happy anniversary, A-Rod!

NEW YORK -- A year ago Tuesday, Alex Rodriguez returned to the New York Yankees' lineup on the day he was suspended for 211 games. Only A-Rod.

To celebrate, here are some of Wally Matthews' and my greatest hits:

1. A-Rod is suspended and returns on the same day.

2. Brian Cashman tells A-Rod to "Shut the f--- up."

3. Alex Rodriguez and the team fight about his injuries. A real doctor plays a surreal role in one of the subplots.

4. A-Rod gets hit by Ryan Dempster and then takes him deep.

We could go on forever with this (especially with the Tony Bosch news that broke this morning).

Question: What was your favorite moment from L'Affaire Biogenesis?