I was supposed to chat live at noon ET. We're doing it at 3 p.m. ET instead. I could get into a long, boring explanation, but trust that I take full responsibility for the delay and will do what I can to make it up to you. The chat will be extra-entertaining. Or maybe extra-long. Or maybe both. Regardless, you have my apology, and I do hope you stop by. It would be horribly dull without you.