For those of you who keep your eyes on the road while driving, well, you'll never know what you miss.
We've had some fun in Green Bay, Wis., at Merle Norman's Cosmetics and Alan B. Shepard and Shabbona Elementary Schools in Bourbannais, Ill. So it's only fair to bring you today's message from the Pizza Ranch in Mankato, Minn.
Or, perhaps, I should just circulate this photograph among the five players the offer is extended to. Minnesota Vikings first-round picks Sharrif Floyd, Xavier Rhodes and Cordarrelle Patterson get free grub, and so presumably do linebacker Desmond Bishop and receiver Greg Jennings. (Unless the Pizza Ranch is willing to feed anyone who is an ex-Packer, regardless of whether they have signed with the Vikings. Or isn't that all of them, anyway?)
Just taking a guess here, but I wonder if this offer will pull Brett Favre out of retirement? Maybe he could just do us all a favor.