You Make the Call: Caption This!

The Wild threw a whole bunch of money at free agent Zach Parise. Hannah Foslien/Getty Images

Is Zach Parise considering a second career in case of a lockout?

It shouldn't be hard to write a better caption than that. We want to hear your best line for this photo of Parise throwing out the first pitch at a Twins-A's game.

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