Don’t call what you're wearing an outfit. Don’t ever say your car is broke.
Don’t sing with a fake British accent. Don’t act like your family’s a joke.
Have fun, but stay clear of the needle. Call home on your sister’s birthday.
Don’t tell them you’re bigger than Jesus. Don’t give it away.
No word from Oregon on the status of LB Kiko Alonso, CB Cliff Harris and RB Kenjon Barner.
It wasn't all good from Stanford.
Sometimes reports of doomsday are premature.