Taking cues from the "Eastbound and Down" season finale, Dontrelle Willis has reportedly flown the coop on the Baltimore Orioles’ Triple-A affiliate, the Norfolk Tides, where he was working on his comeback to the bigs. Word is Willis wasn't pleased at the team’s decision to rebrand him as a reliever, so he skipped town with a bindle full of baseball cards and Big League Chew.
We’re getting a little worried over here at Fandom, so before anything bad happens, we thought we’d do our part and make a poster to help find him. Please print as many of these as you can and post them throughout your communities.
Illustration by Kurt Snibbe