Play Roger Clemens perjury trial bingo!

Who says a federal perjury trial can't be the backdrop for a wonderful romp of amusement? ESPN.com Illustration

[Editor's note: ESPN Playbook will occasionally reach into the ESPN.com Page 2 Vault to highlight previous work that has amazingly become relevant once again. This is one of those times.]

The perjury retrial of seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens has begun in Washington.

But you don't have to feel left out. Bring the fun to your home or office with Roger Clemens Perjury Trial Bingo by printing out the game cards from the links below!

Game rules are simple: Any time one of the terms listed on your card is referenced during testimony or coverage of the trial, cover that square. Just like in actual bingo, the first player to cover five squares in a row -- up, down, sideways or diagonally -- wins the game. However, that player must shout "Roger!" instead of "Bingo!" ... preferably while attempting an impression of Yankees broadcaster Suzyn Waldman.

Roger Clemens Perjury Trial Bingo!

Bingo card No. 1 | Printable version

Bingo card No. 2 | Printable version

Bingo card No. 3 | Printable version

Bingo card No. 4 | Printable version

Bingo card No. 5 | Printable version