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DJ Gallo's Pacers-Heat Game 5 captions

"Instead of attacking one at a time like in bad action movies, let's attack all at once." Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images

It's a rare treat for a professional photo captioner to be able to work with images from a basketball game/pro wrestling event. Here are all the best pictures from Pacers-Heat: Wrestlemania Game 5.

"All ball!"

"I love violence!"

"Joel, you're even bad at helping people up."

"I don't know what you're doing with that hand, but don't think I won't hit you."

"Man, our teammates are worthless." "Yep."

"See, what I've drawn up here is called a finishing move. You pull the heart right out of the chest cavity and hold it in your victim's face. Can you do it?"

"Oh, wow! Whoever No. 45 is on our team just hit Stephenson right in the head!"