Playbook presents a Miami Heat pop quiz

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Why is Dwyane Wade wearing a scarf on his wrist?

a) His wrist got cold

b) All of the Heat players are wearing wrist scarves in memory of Chris Bosh

c) He gets dressed in the dark

d) As a memory aid to remind him not to pass to any Heat players other than LeBron James

e) To hide from his mom the fact that he got a tattoo on his wrist

f) To distract you from the fact that he’s wearing hot pink pants

g) To show that he’s trying too hard

Answer: There is no answer. Only questions.