What did Tony Stewart, president discuss?

You would be wrong if you thought Tony Stewart and President Obama didn't have much to discuss. Mark Wilson/Getty Images

NASCAR's 2011 Sprint Cup champion, Tony Stewart, was feted at the White House by President Barack Obama on Tuesday, providing a great photo opportunity for both the sports and political worlds.

But here at the Fandom blog, we're wondering what the champ and the commander in chief discussed during the visit. Here are out best guesses:

“All I’m sayin’ is you just gotta appreciate Nugent for his art, not his antics.”

“You mind giving me Hillary’s number? Danica wants to get her involved in her next Go Daddy spot.”

“What kind of restrictor plates is your motorcade sportin’?”

"You know, when it comes to famous sons, I actually think Dale Jr. is worse than George W. Bush."

"Secret Service agents and NASCAR groupies are a bad combination."

“Mr. President, you gotta let my pit crew give you a bath. It’s the most exhilarating experience.”

"You've got a car parked on your lawn now. This will definitely give you some more votes in the South."