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Florida State football enacting Twitter ban

Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher is hoping to ban his players from using Twitter for the entire season because it is a "distraction." It's obviously a well thought out decision by Fisher.

However, there may be one or two other things Fisher may want to consider banning that could also distract his players from football. Here is a partial list.

• Video games

• Girls

• Sex

• Alcohol

• Marijuana

• Class

• Studying

• Movies

• Reading

• Eating

• Sleeping

• Going to the beach

• Shopping

• Listening to music

• Making music

• Boys

• Hanging out with friends

• Visiting family

• Charity

• Facebook

• Pinterest

• Tumblr

• Email

Writing letters

• TV

• Swimming

• Other water sports

• Hiking

• Camping

• Dancing

• Arts

• Crafts

• Photography

• Travel

• Current events

• Smartphones

• Ipads

• Thinking

• Daydreaming

• Doodling

• Pets

• Fashion

• Crime

• Keeping a diary

• Going to concerts

• Going to sporting events

• Church

• Cars

• The Internet

• Doing nothing

• Doing whatever