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Let's begin on a (relatively) lighter note. This Dolphins lineman is listed at 324 pounds on the team's roster:

You might think two straight one-hitters would be enough for any knuckleball pitcher. Not so:

The NFL heard appeals Monday for the four Saints defensive players suspended in the bounty scandal, while the players maintain the league hasn't proven any wrongdoing. Following the hearings, Saints quarterback Drew Brees dropped this tweet bomb in defense of his teammates:

The acquittal of Roger Clemens on all charges triggered this sentiment echoed by many:

Wayne Rooney returns to the pitch for England on Tuesday versus Ukraine in Euro 2012 play following his two-game suspension. His time is now; so says this Nike spot:

Green Bay Packers teammates T.J. Lang, Thomas Crabtree, Josh Sitton and Aaron Rodgers enjoyed an intrasquad tweet-up:

Crabtree got things started with this faux update on Rodgers' latest hobby:

The quarterback's response was swift:

Sitton and Lang joined the fray with a few shots like this:

Crabtree hit back hard:

In case you missed the A's Coco Crisp Chia Pet giveaway, "Dog Day at the Park" is coming in July. "Dexter" and "Paige" (no relation to Woody) let us in on the details:


• WCHA and former NHL referee Don Adam has no trouble enforcing the rules in the offseason, since he works as a police officer in Louisville, Colo. (Denver Post)

• If LeBron James wants to complete his extreme makeover and silence the haters, all he has to do is win two more games, writes Greg Cote. (Miami Herald)

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