You people are sick, twisted and definitely out-of-round. This is why I like you so much.
Approximately 93 percent of your answers to this week's #Cashtag: #WorstSportsMascots were so dirty, awful and disgusting that I laughed for hours. Also, my editor said I couldn't use them.
We did have a winner, but, before you find that out, you must learn what this week's #Cashtag is. This week's #Cashtag is #MyLamestJockMoment.
These are your most embarrassing moments in sports. For instance, if you send, "The time I stole second base only to find my teammate already standing on it," you might win $7.93 (approx. price of a grilled cheese sandwich, fries and Coke at Denny's)!
Or ... "The time I set up for a free throw and the cheerleaders sang, 'Brian, Brian! He's our man! If he can't do it! Nobody can!' Except my name is Scott," you might win $7.93!
Or, if you were former Seattle Seahawks linebacker Brian Bosworth and you tweeted, "The time I ran into Bo Jackson," that might be worth $7.93!
Remember to tweet me @ReillyRick or your very-possibly-winning answer will float away to Pluto and perhaps Uranus.
As for me, #MyLamestJockMoment was probably the time I took my position at second base for infield practice for a Boulder (Colo.) High School game and my coach called me back to the dugout. I was sure he was going to give me some intricate piece of strategy for the coming game. Instead, he whispered, "Your pants are inside out."
Mindy, the Pregnant Groupie
-- Jay (@BellsIT)
Jay, DM me your address and my wife will write you a check for $7.93 out of our personal account. As always, please do not hack our account and take everything in it.
VERY GOOD ANSWERS BUT PAYING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Phil, the Floating Hypodermic Needle
--Scott Lee (@SleeTweets)
The Boston Buckners
--Jake Barge (@abduljabbarge)
The Phillie Religious Phanatic
--Tim Dwyer (@T_Dwyer)
The Pitt Stain
--Nathaniel Green (@greenpun)
"Punchy" The Philadelphia Crowd Safety Bear
--Rich Kamm (@blueNorangeNY)
Splatz, the formerly flying squirrel
--Scott Hunter (@hunters281)
Penn State Knitting Lion
--Mike Rohr (@mikerohr12)
ALSO GOUDA ...
The WV Mountain Ear
--Jeremy Ratliff (@jratliff3456)
Oral Roberts University's Stretch, the Fighting Dental Dam
--Scott Lee (@SleeTweets)
The Las Vegas Escort
--Joey Ramirez (@Jramirez17)
The Indiana Pacemaker
--John Klaassen (@JohnMKlaassen)
Santa Barbara Neverland Rancher
--Justin Mark (@Justinmarkmusic)
--Andrew Hauschka (@freidasboss)
San Francisco Giant Bottle of Clear
--Seth Haselhuhn (@SethHuhn)
The New Jersey Snooki
--Todd Amerman (@Paytodd1uy)
The Taipei Personality
The Intercourse, PA Trojan
The Notre Dame Hunchbacks
--Dave K (@dkalmqt)
Santa Monica Lewinskis
--Dean Fagan (@Dffagan)
The Sports Hernia
The Cleveland Drives
--Mike Flick (@Flickerbock)
The Cincinnati Cellmate
(I lost the name of the person who sent this -- sorry. You also will not be receiving any money.)
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