Homer: What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper?
Clerk: 99 to 1.
Homer: Wow! You hear that, Boy? 99 times 13 equals Merry Christmas!
Marge: Oh, listen to Bart. Doesn't he sound like a little angel?
Bart: Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke it's wheel, and the Joker got aw...
Tennessee coach Butch Jones says wide receiver Cordarrelle Patterson is "definitely going to the NFL."
Arkansas names George McDonald as its new wide receivers coach.
After a two-year stint at Tennessee, Notre Dame offensive line coach Harry Hiestand knows Alabama well.
Don Kausler of Al.com provides some observations from Alabama's second day of practice as it prepares for the Discover BCS National Championship game against Notre Dame.
With one practice remaining before the break, Mississippi State's plan for the TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl is complete.
Auburn coach Gus Malzahn hires J.B. Grimes away from Arkansas State to coach the Tigers' offensive line.
LSU quarterback Zach Mettenberger says he's grown up a lot since his first start of the season.
LSU wide receivers picked up their play late in the season.
Georgia tight ends Arthur Lynch and Jay Rome have become a focal point for the Bulldogs' offense.
Winning cures all for Ole Miss senior Randall Mackey.
Running backs coach Clarence McKinney will call plays for Texas A&M's offense in the AT&T Cotton Bowl.
Florida quarterback Jeff Driskel approaches bowl practice with an eye toward 2013.
The first three weeks on the job have been a whirlwind for new Kentucky coach Mark Stoops.