Lunchtime links

Homer: What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper?

Clerk: 99 to 1.

Homer: Wow! You hear that, Boy? 99 times 13 equals Merry Christmas!


Marge: Oh, listen to Bart. Doesn't he sound like a little angel?

Bart: Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke it's wheel, and the Joker got aw...