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The opening ceremony of the Vancouver Winter Olympic Games was going just perfectly until Polar Bearzilla stormed the facilities.
While watching Nelly Furtado and Bryan Adams perform during the opening ceremony, musician Ryan Adams immediately knew that he had at least another two weeks of teasing to endure.
With so many steakhouses in Dallas, Benny the Bull feared for his safety - and he hoped that Taj Gibson would help him get out of town quickly.
During a break in action at the 2010 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game, Mark Cuban suggested to Chris Tucker that he'd be willing to finance Rush Hour 4 - as long as he gets Jackie Chan's role.
DeJuan Blair rebounds anything near him - including other people's trophies.