Not content with beating their opponents using regular hockey skills, Team USA opted to use wormhole technology to warp past Finland.
Thanks to the healing power of Olympic hockey, Wayne finally forgave Vince for that NHL '94 Jeremy Roenick quote in "Swingers."
Canadian skip Cheryl Bernard retreats to her happy place to avoid the blinding blond-ness of Sweden's curling team.
"Dude, low-five, don't leave me stretching AND hanging."
"Take me with you to Medal Land, Apolo. Take me with you!"
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Germany's Maria Riesch celebrates her gold medal slalom run with her best giant grasshopper impression.
Andray Blatche feels the sting after being left out of Al Harrington and Sergio Rodriguez's back-up singer revue.