"Listen, John, LeBron hasn't made a decision yet - you're just going to have to wait like everyone else. Now get out there and throw some strikes."
The food court at the local mall selected Tom from Foot Locker to break it to Joey Chestnut that he wouldn't be invited back.
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When Rafael Nadal places his ear on his tennis racket, he can hear the sound of Roger Federer crying.
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Adam Wainwright gives Yadier Molina a big hug after learning that the catcher bought them tickets to see "Twilight: Eclipse."
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Alex Rodriguez tried out a new batting stance on Sunday, but many people in the stands thought that he was just showing off.
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"Ok, Dad, can we wrap up the speech already? I've got a guitar lesson with Slash and it's already two freckles past the hair..."