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"Sorry I called you out. If it makes you any feel better, your football team just signed T.O."
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Until he hits his 600th home run, Alex Rodriguez has agreed to carry an imaginary 200 lb weight over his head.
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After Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg all declined, Pascal Dupuis, Sidney Crosby and Maxime Talbot were cast as the leads in "Three Men and Some Confusing Sports Equipment."
Dez Bryant will sign as many footballs and photos as you'd like as long as he doesn't have to carry them.
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Yes, David Ortiz is the rightful owner of the world's heaviest back scratcher.
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Argentina's U-20 soccer coach or Balki Bartokomous posing as Argentina's U-20 soccer coach? We're not sure.