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An army of Agent Walls attacks the basket in "The Matrix: NBA Edition."
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Just you wait, after he's done popping a basketball, Derrick Favors is going to rip a phone book in half.
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James Posey was hoping for something with a little more pizazz in his coat hanger.
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"And over there Matt, that's where we're going to build the League of Handsome Men's hairquarters ... I meant headquarters."
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"Hey guys, what's going on? This isn't the Mall of America."
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Fortunately for umpire Bill Hohn, Orlando Hudson is one of the best pigeon spotters in the game.