AP Photo/Gerald Herbert
"Hey Drew, I drafted you with my first round pick. I know it's only fantasy football, but don't let me down, bro."
AP Photo/Ben Margot
"We're thinking about going for ice cream after the game - you want in?"
AP Photo/John Bazemore
Rick Ankiel was upset about the home run - then it occurred to him that at least he didn't get hit in the face.
AP Photo/Danny Moloshok
"I have no idea where you left your keys - can I just do my job here!?!"
AP Photo/Reinhold Matay
The Boston Red Sox fired their equipment manager after he left Victor Martinez in the dryer for too long.
AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast
"Ok Alex, I'll see 'The Switch' with you - but you're buying the popcorn."