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If Melvin Mora doesn't find out who took his sleeve by the end of the inning, there's going to be trouble.
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Every NHL preseason opener starts with the same refresher course called This Is What A Puck Looks Like, Remember?
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Apparently, the photographer's instructions of, "OK, now pose for a wacky one" were lost on the Columbus Crew's starting 11.
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Luckily, Wrigley officials extricated Jose Guillen from the ivy before he became a permanent topiary fixture in the outfield.
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Yellow and Green Man has been down in the dumps ever since Red Man's antics at the Phillies game Monday night gave him and his brethren a bad name.
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Houston Astros relief pitcher Felipe Paulino can't believe he's missing the season premier of "Glee" for this.