Courtside Chat: Charlize Theron & Gerda Theron


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Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner!

Charlize Theron and her mother, Gerda, were spotted at the Hornets-Clippers game at the Staples Center on Monday -- hard evidence that the Lakers aren't the only team in Hollywood snagging A-listers. What were they discussing? Read on for our best guess wish.

Gerda: You couldn't get us tickets to the Lakers game?

Charlize: Mom, it's been seven years since "Monster." What do you want from me?

Gerda: You told me I'd be making Thanksgiving dinner for Pau and Kobe. I was all excited to show off my string bean Gasserole and Kobe beef kebabs.

Charlize: Well, you'll have to make do with L.A.'s other team. Now help me put together the invite list.

Gerda: To be honest, Blake Griffin casserole doesn't quite sounds the same.

Charlize: You know what our other option is ...

Gerda: Don't say it Charlize! We're not having him over again.

Charlize: If you don't want Malcolm sitting in the middle of us again, then help me out!

Gerda: Fine. But I'm getting on the phone with your agent tonight and "Monster 2" is going into production. I'm not dealing with this B list crowd again next year.