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Simon says, put your hands on your hips."
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Carlos Tevez found out the hard way that playing soccer and chewing Gobstoppers doesn't mix.
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"Anyone have a hair dryer I can borrow?"
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"I guess I'll just have to wait until the postgame press conference to show off my hair."
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"Now would be a good time to run the ball. Plus, I need eight points from Arian Foster to win my fantasy football league championship."