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The Pac-12 has been blown to smithereens. Forget everything you thought you knew. See you guys next week. We’re starting from scratch.
Words cannot do justice to the insanity that was Week 6 in the Pac-12. Arizona waltzed into Autzen Stadium and won, but that was just the appetizer. Another Hail Mary finish, a new FBS passing record, and multiple instances of end-game missed field goal drama later, Cal is now alone leading the Pac-12 North while Arizona is at the top of the Pac-12 South. So, in the midst of insanity, it's time to give out helmet stickers.
Nick Wilson, RB, Arizona: The youngster racked up 92 rushing yards on only 13 carries (7.1 per touch). He also caught a critical 34-yard touchdown pass from Anu Solomon that proved to be the difference in Arizona's 31-24 win. During that emblematic play, Wilson turned Oregon cornerback Ifo Ekpre-Olomu into "a fly on a windshield" -- if I'm allowed to steal the TV broadcast's perfect description. It's rare to see a true freshman lay the wood like that.
Scooby Wright, LB, Arizona: Wright has posted more impressive games statistically, but his performance at Autzen Stadium enters Wildcat lore because of one last, iconic play. With Arizona nursing a one-score lead, Wright hunted down Marcus Mariota and ripped the ball away with one powerful swoop, sealing a massive win and evoking memories of Desert Swarm in the process.
Terron Ward and Storm Woods, RB, Oregon State: The Beavers have been laboring to establish a consistent run game that complements quarterback Sean Mannion's efforts, and they got a solid ground effort from their tandem in Boulder on Saturday. Ward rolled up 102 yards (8.5 per carry), while Woods added 69 of his (5.3 per carry) to fuel a 36-31 win over Colorado.
Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State: He caught a game-winning 46-yard Hail Mary from Mike Bercovici to silence the Coliseum as time expired. Is there anything else that can be said about Strong's sublime 10-catch, 202-yard performance? This guy is an NFL talent, and his efforts led the Sun Devils to a 38-34 stunner against USC.
Connor Halliday, QB, Washington State: We'd already mentioned that Halliday was on pace to break the NCAA single-season passing record. Well, now he's on track to absolutely shatter it. Halliday's 49-for-70, 734-yard, six-touchdown performance set a new FBS record for passing yards in a single game. Houston's David Klinger held the previous mark (716 yards in 1990). The most astounding piece of this story: Halliday put on that aerial display without throwing a single interception, yet his team still somehow lost. Cal edged the Cougars 60-59.
Jared Goff QB, Cal: The sophomore's 527 passing yards combined with Halliday's 734 to make 1,261 total, also an FBS record. Goff's combination of pinpoint floaters and laser beams was spectacular and it was also efficient -- he averaged nearly 10 yards per attempt against a Cougars' defense that was actually coming off a solid performance at Utah the week prior. Most importantly, Cal escaped with a win. Memorial Stadium will be rocking next Saturday to welcome home Goff and his 4-1 first-place Bears. Yes, you read that correctly.
Utah defense: The Utes completely exposed UCLA's offensive line en route to a massive bounce-back 30-28 victory at the Rose Bowl. Whenever a defense combines for 10 sacks and 13 tackles for loss against a team with a mobile quarterback like Brett Hundley, the entire unit deserves helmet stickers. So we're mailing a whole bunch of them to Salt Lake City, where the Utes are again sitting pretty in the midst of total chaos at 4-1. Remember, this is a team that had won only two road games over the past two seasons entering 2014. This defense has been an integral part of this season's 2-0 road start.
Devontae Booker, RB, Utah: Though the Utes' defense terrorized Hundley all night, Kyle Whittingham needed a bell cow to crank out yardage and move the chains in critical situations. That would ensure that kicking stud Andy Phillips was set at crunch time. Booker assumed that role, rumbling for 162 yards on 33 workmanlike carries.