This Warrants a Live Press Conference?

To me live press conferences are for tragedies, OJ verdicts, wars, Supreme Court appointments, and that kind of thing. This is a live feed of a press conference where people are waxing poetic about the statue of Karl Malone that's about to be unveiled in Salt Lake City. Jazz owner Larry Miller keeps wiping his nose throughout the whole thing, and that's one of the more interesting parts.

Here's a quote from Karl Malone:

"Coming off a pick, I know where the ball was going to be at, and I know what kind of owner we had."


I admire Karl Malone's incredible achievements. But I'm glad I'm not sitting in that press conference trying to look interested right now.