Until you've seen this from the Detroit Bad Boys.
The picture of young Sheed and Wilt Chamberlain is the cherry on top. But keep reading until you get to freshman Wallace running laps to finish out a college practice, as punishment for dunking over, and then shoving, disrespectful older teammates and screaming "you better recognize.. Motherf***er! Your job is mine!"
Also note a story of him dancing with his pants half way to the floor, and a nice use of the word "bugaboo."
It's the cream of the crop from the classic "Elevator Man" site.