Yao Ming's Big Screen Fight Scene

The guy who directed Rush Hour has a fantasy for the next edition:

"I want to recreate the fight sequence from the Bruce Lee movie where he fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, but I want to do the reverse; I want Chris Tucker to fight Yao Ming. I want that to happen," Ratner said.

He's already a step behind in his courtship of the big fella, though. In that same article, Brett Ratner proclaims that Yao doesn't speak a word of English, which is just not true.

(Also, I can't help wondering if his real fantasy is that fight scene, or the profits that come from having the Chinese public adore your movie...)