Kevin Broom is a pretty sober-minded guy. His blog "The Secret Weapon" is not, in my experience, loaded to the gills with fantastical bizarreness. So this harmless tale of Gilbert Arenas, a HALO 3 box, a towel boy, a sharpie, Oleksiy Pecherov's misguided generosity, and a large pair of women's underwear -- I believe it may well be the gospel truth. Plus, it's way too weird to make up.
Please, please, please ... someone, get Arenas to confirm this.