David Falk With a Cheery Little Agent Tale

David Falk, agent to Michael Jordan, Elton Brand, Mike Bibby, Sam Cassell, Jeff Green, Dikembe Mutombo, Juwan Howard, and the like, as interviewed by Darren Rovell of CNBC:

I wanted to meet a college player who I really enjoyed watching this year.

So I asked a friend of mine, who is a very powerful man in the game, to introduce me to him. And he said, "I'd like to help but I can't."

And when I asked why. He said, "You are three years and $500,000 short."