Apparently Randall Simon has something against sausages. Maybe he had a bad experience as a child. We may never know. But it came to a boiling point on Wednesday night when he swung his bat and knocked over a woman in an Italian sausage costume at Miller Park.
Seeing that sent us on a trip down memory lane. Chico Lind driving without pants .. the Kansas football player that painfully discovered he couldn't fit through a Taco Bell drive-thru window.
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