When discussing last year's recruiting classes, Colorado's Jon Embree and Purdue's Danny Hope were perhaps the only two honest coaches on the planet.
"I've never heard a coach get up and say he had a bad recruiting class on signing day," Embree said on Feb. 1, 2012. "You've got to take it all with a grain of salt."
Added Hope: "There's an old saying that recruiting is a lot like babies. No one ever says you have an ugly baby, but there's a lot of ugly people in the world. No one ever says they have a bad recruiting class, but there's a lot of bad football teams."
No matter how ugly those classes are, don't expect any coaches to admit anything went bad on national signing day. As I learned last year when I did a similar study, all was good, or better yet, great. Nobody ever loses on signing day.
Unfortunately, the honesty displayed by Embree and Hope didn't translate into enough victories for them last season. Both were relieved of their duties at their respective schools and weren't around for the 2013 edition of signing day.
What they missed was each and every one of their former peers reeling in their greatest recruiting classes ... ever!
No matter how many needs each coach had or what those needs were, every coach from Maine to Maui triumphantly boasted to anyone who would listen about how successfully they filled those needs.
"Everybody gets excited on signing day," Minnesota coach Jerry Kill said last Wednesday. "Everybody's got the best class in America. There's never been a good coach say he didn't have a good class."
Not convinced? Check out what 69 very pleased and excited BCS coaches actually said last week about their respective recruiting classes, 66 of which were included in the final 2013 class rankings.
Arizona's Rich Rodriguez: "We met a lot of needs."
North Carolina's Larry Fedora: "It met a lot of needs for us."
Auburn's Gus Malzahn: "We feel like this class really meets our needs."
Virginia's Mike London: "It met specific needs we had."
LSU's Les Miles: "It's one that meets our needs."
Maryland's Randy Edsall: "Very thrilled and excited because we were able meet the needs we needed to in this year's class."
Arkansas' Bret Bielema: "The thing that I am excited about is that it fits our needs."
Iowa's Kirk Ferentz: "We found players we feel our going to fit our program."
Northwestern's Pat Fitzgerald: "We've signed a group of young men who are tremendous fits for our program."
Missouri's Gary Pinkel: "We feel this is a high-quality group who are good fits for areas of need."
Cincinnati's Tommy Tuberville: "We've filled a lot of needs."
UCLA's Jim Mora: "It fills a lot of needs."
Georgia Tech's Paul Johnson: "I think we filled some needs."
Rutgers' Kyle Flood: "I feel very comfortable saying that it filled all of our needs."
Utah's Kyle Whittingham: "We definitely feel we became a bigger, faster football team."
Ole Miss' Hugh Freeze: "We took a huge step forward today."
Clemson's Dabo Swinney: "It's a great day for us."
Florida State's Jimbo Fisher: "Thought we had a great day."
Ohio State's Urban Meyer: "Great day."
Oklahoma State's Mike Gundy: "Today's been a really good day."
Duke's David Cutcliffe: "We had a really good day."
Wisconsin's Gary Andersen: "Had a good day."
Temple's Matt Rhule: "It's a special day for us."
Georgia's Mark Richt: "We did an excellent job."
Baylor's Art Briles: "We're very pleased with this recruiting class."
Iowa State's Paul Rhoads: "I'm very pleased with our recruiting class."
Kansas' Charlie Weis: "I'm very pleased with how things have turned out."
Louisville's Charlie Strong: "I'm very happy and pleased with the 2013 recruiting class."
Miami's Al Golden: "It's a class we're proud of."
Texas' Mack Brown: "We have a smaller class, we think a really good class."
South Carolina's Steve Spurrier: "Overall it was a pretty good group."
TCU's Gary Patterson: "For us, it's an overall, pretty good class."
Purdue's Darrell Hazell: "We think it's a unique class."
Florida's Will Muschamp: "This class is very balanced."
Oklahoma's Bob Stoops: "We've got great players ... at all the positions we needed."
South Florida's Willie Taggart: "We got all the ones we wanted."
Alabama's Nick Saban: "I think everybody probably would say we like the guys that we got."
California's Sonny Dykes: "We felt like we addressed what we needed to address."
Arizona State's Todd Graham: "This is the most impressed I've been."
Washington State's Mike Leach: "I think it went well."
Texas A&M's Kevin Sumlin: "I look for us to sign another pretty healthy class [in 2014]."
Kansas State's Bill Snyder: "Hopefully we have accessed the skills, capabilities and intrinsic values of these young people accurately."
Oregon State's Mike Riley: "Well, as always, we are excited."
Penn State's Bill O'Brien: "We're excited about this class."
Mississippi State's Dan Mullen: "We're excited about this class."
West Virginia's Dana Holgorsen: "We are excited."
NC State's Dave Doeren: "We're excited about the results."
Stanford's David Shaw: "We're excited about the guys we found."
Nebraska's Bo Pelini: "I am excited about this recruiting class."
Oregon's Mark Helfrich: "I'm very excited about this class."
Syracuse's Scott Shafer: "I'm really excited about this class."
Texas Tech's Kliff Kingsbury: "Really excited about this class."
Michigan State's Mark Dantonio: "I'm very excited about this."
Tennessee's Butch Jones: "I am excited."
Kentucky's Mark Stoops: "It's been very exciting."
Notre Dame's Brian Kelly: "It's an exciting day at Notre Dame."
Pittsburgh's Paul Chryst: "Today's an exciting day."
Michigan's Brady Hoke: "Today was a very exciting day."
Minnesota's Jerry Kill: "The whole class I'm excited with."
Indiana's Kevin Wilson: "We executed our plan very well and are excited about this class."
Boston College's Steve Addazio: "I'm excited about the class of 2013."
UConn's Paul Pasqualoni: "Obviously we're very excited about several things here today."
Virginia Tech's Frank Beamer: "This will go down as an outstanding recruiting class."
Wake Forest's Jim Grobe: "I like our class."
Vanderbilt's James Franklin: "This is our best class."
Washington's Steve Sarkisian: "This class is about quality."
USC's Lane Kiffin: "This is certainly a class of quality over quantity."
Illinois' Tim Beckman: "We were able to add quality depth at several positions."
Colorado's Mike MacIntyre: "This is always like Christmas to me. It's always a great, great day."
Only great? Just wait until next year. It will be even better. Just watch.