The scoop on Oprah

Fri, Nov 20

Why did Oprah Winfrey decide to end her show in 2011? Page 2's dubious network of sources uncovers the real reasons:

• Desire to retire before Brett Favre does

• Book club didn't leave enough time to read US Weekly

• Only way to hold a place in line for next "Twilight" movie

• Prevents show's 26th season, thereby protesting Phoenix Suns' refusal to retire Jud Buechler's No. 26

• PTSD following Tom Cruise couch-jumping incident remains untreatable

• Realized flying car giveaway will never happen, even though it's the year 2010 and she's Oprah

• Consulted with Darren Daulton's personal calendar

• Probable conflict with presidential bid